On the phone with my little brother, who is eight:
Ethan: OH. OH. Truth or dare?
Ethan: No fair. You're far away.
Ethan: What's my middle name?
Me: You don't have one.
Ethan: Yeah but I have a real one now. Like a real one.
Me: Oh a real one? What is it?
Ethan: Yeah, L. That's my middle name.