If you're too homely for a portrait, this will have to do, eh?Speaking of houseplants, I was looking at my grandma's orchids today and those things are a bunch of shameless sluts. Splayed open with veerry suspiciously distinctive features! Look closely, but not too closely because then you'll just blush furiously like I did. It was a pretty awkward moment with myself.
Bees are floraphiles, the dirty bastards.
Does that mean that female bees are lesbian then?
Some complete skanks:
Menstrual, anyone?
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Hi, so my dad tipped me off to this blog. Supposedly your name is Emily Mock. Which is really neat, because my name is Emily Mock. I think your blog is pretty cool.
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